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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 11/22/2016 at 17:11 • Filed to: Rant

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This isn’t even remotely similar to a Cadillac XTS. When luxury is paid for, we don’t expect an Impala with cloth seats, then an UPGRADE to a Maxima.

I think I’m going to try to sell my Fiesta to them, but price it at M3 territory, because they both have four doors.

S65 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:15

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Fuck that shit

E90M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:25

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PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:26

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How can you complain? You got upgraded from a sleepy luxobarge to a sports car!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 11/22/2016 at 17:29

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“Sports car”

Klaus Schmoll > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:29

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On my last moving day I pre-ordered a Sprinter or similar LWB high roof. I got an Iveco Daily SWB high roof. They acted like “We don’t see your problem.” The loss in cargo space meant that I could barely fit the needed stuff in it, and had to leave stuff behind. I complained about that and also mentioned that it was in poor condition visually and technically. I instantly got a nice discount based on that.

Just shoot customer services an e-mail with your data and complaints, and see where it goes.

PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:40

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You say that like 4 doors, a CVT, and FWD cannot make something a sports car.

Oh wait, they can’t. Well...you can still pretend they do!

fintail > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 17:42

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I just had a 10 day “luxury” rental with Hertz. I received a zero option Chrysler 300, which is in the “luxury” class. At least it had leather, XM, etc. Cadillacs are thin on the ground at Hertz right now anyway, although I know they are out there in some fleet as I see rental CTS at the workplace parking garage.

I was offered an abused looking Q50 for 25/day, but declined.

TysMagic > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 18:01

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Sounds like a call or email to customer service is in order. That’s a terrible alternative to offer for a luxury car

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 18:30

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Always roulette with rentals. You win some you lose some. Next time you’ll probably do better than what you paid for. My last rental: BMW 1-Series or similar...

FWIW, I’ve had way better luck with Avis than anyone else. I wrote off Enterprise after getting an RWD Jeep when I needed a 4x4 and very nearly got stuck in the mud.

404 - User No Longer Available > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 18:42

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You want to talk about remotely similar, try a Solstice to a Nissan Micra. Yes, That’s what TD Insurance consider as comparable substitute.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/22/2016 at 19:55

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What the deuce?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > shop-teacher 11/22/2016 at 20:02

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Yeah, I dunno.

Vicente Esteve > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/23/2016 at 08:54

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Rule #1 of renting a car.

You will never drive the car you rented.